LOL im at work while im typing this.
yesterday on the bus on the way home, these two drunks (woman and a man) sat next to me coz that was the only seat left. the man sat on the woman's lap and I could just smell alcohol and puke. They were PISS DRUNK.
Anyways I was feeling kinda uncomfortable and the woman was like 'BITCH PASS ME THE BOTTLE' to the man really loudly O__O and the man was drinking out of a massive whiskey bottle.
The woman was almost leaning on me while she was trying to look at that guys face (coz he was sitting on her lap) and i was being pushed into the window.
she suddenly looks at me and starts to pat me on my knee going 'yee you alrite there... you're allgood'
wtf.. and suddenly LOL she starts to touch that guys balls and the guys like 'oh im getting a hard on.'
and they start cracking up. and that guys like 'oh when we get off and go to the toilet, im going to give it to you SIDEWAYS.'
-________________________-
and suddenly the guys like 'hey girl'
i was like 'yea?'
hes like 'can you open the window?'
'sure'
so i open the window and hes like 'thanks! YOU'RE A LEGEND GIRL. THIS GIRL IS A LEGEND. AMAZING'
and the woman is like 'who just opened the window?'
and the guy is like 'the girl next to us. she's a legend,'
and the woman is like 'oh i dont know her..,. but i know shes way better than we've ever been'
and the guy keeps going 'you're a legend girl thanks a lot'
I felt realy uncomfortable so i got off a stop before my usual stop.
yesterday on the bus on the way home, these two drunks (woman and a man) sat next to me coz that was the only seat left. the man sat on the woman's lap and I could just smell alcohol and puke. They were PISS DRUNK.
Anyways I was feeling kinda uncomfortable and the woman was like 'BITCH PASS ME THE BOTTLE' to the man really loudly O__O and the man was drinking out of a massive whiskey bottle.
The woman was almost leaning on me while she was trying to look at that guys face (coz he was sitting on her lap) and i was being pushed into the window.
she suddenly looks at me and starts to pat me on my knee going 'yee you alrite there... you're allgood'
wtf.. and suddenly LOL she starts to touch that guys balls and the guys like 'oh im getting a hard on.'
and they start cracking up. and that guys like 'oh when we get off and go to the toilet, im going to give it to you SIDEWAYS.'
-________________________-
and suddenly the guys like 'hey girl'
i was like 'yea?'
hes like 'can you open the window?'
'sure'
so i open the window and hes like 'thanks! YOU'RE A LEGEND GIRL. THIS GIRL IS A LEGEND. AMAZING'
and the woman is like 'who just opened the window?'
and the guy is like 'the girl next to us. she's a legend,'
and the woman is like 'oh i dont know her..,. but i know shes way better than we've ever been'
and the guy keeps going 'you're a legend girl thanks a lot'
I felt realy uncomfortable so i got off a stop before my usual stop.
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